It's the first night of Pesach..
I start getting antsy at any kind of religious function if its going into hours as opposed to the 45 minutes in Church.
You can get a bag of Plagues to act out the punishments that befell the Egyptians. Of course the Boy has one. Not sure how I feel about it, though. But I am dressed with the "Plague of Frogs" theme in mind. Frog earrings and a big hunk of silver ring that's a frog sitting on my finger. We'll do the "Speed Reading" verison of the Haggadah then complain about how the matzah bowl soup has no flavor whatsoever. I wish all my fellow Jewish GBR's a peaceful Passover.